Nintendo

Company so old that it was founded when Hitler was born

Timmy: Look at me I got Nintendo Weeeeee! I'm so cool!
Serious McSeriousface: even my grand grandfather played Nintendo games

by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911 September 23, 2019

Nintendo Switch Player

A person who wants to play all the "cool" online games with friends, but is too broke to afford a real console.

Example: Fortnite

You: Guys lets play a game
Your friend: Ok let me get on my Xbox
Other friend: Ok ima get on my PlayStation
Nintendo Switch Player: Ok I'm ready! (Grabs out of bag)

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

no nintendo wii

A lazy fancy way to say that you don't understand french people.

French guy, "Souhaitez-vous me donner une pipe s'il vous plaît?"

Travon, "Ummm, no nintendo wii?"

by r0th10n June 10, 2011

No Nut Ninteen

Every 19th year since 19 A.D there has been a event. that will happen again in 2019 it will be a huge event where you cannot nut for the whole year if you succeed you will be granted godly powers and will basically become a GOD. There has only been one person to ever attempt this, it was Jesus in the year 19. This is very dangerous only very few if any will succeed.

GOD)Ayy man are you attempting no nut ninteen
Person) hell naw that to insane.

by Zachary Gallagher November 27, 2018

a Nintendo Minute

- noun

a term used to describe a very short period of time.

In reference to the time counters in old school side-scrolling video games (Super Mario Bros, Ninja Gaiden, Sonic the Hedgehog, etc.) in which seconds counted down much faster than real seconds especially in the final minute. (often accompanied by faster, stressful music)

"Hang on guys, I'll be there in a NINTENDO MINUTE!"

"Tap the next keg. We drank that first one in like 3 Nintendo Minutes."

by steve ryanson May 1, 2009

nintendo wii

The latest ripoff brought to you by Nintendo. $300 for a Gamecube with a new controller.

John: I paid $300 for a controller!?
Tim: You bought a Nintendo Wii!?!
John: Yeah, I've been robbed!
Tim: It's Nintendo, what did you expect?

by the runner October 21, 2007

Nintendo DS

The lastest handheld console released by Nintendo. It features two screens and wireless chat. It also plays sub-par ports of N64 games. The GBA SP is still the choice handheld of most gamers compared to this weak attempt by nintendo.

The people who bought the DS are still waiting for a good game to play it with.

by darksoulexile May 3, 2005