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nuked diaper

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Its when a baby gives such an aggresive bowal movement it leaves feces up the back and front to the base of the neck. And runs down the childs legs and leaves footprints as the child runs around screaming. After a few moments the diaper falls off and lands on the floor. When the parnts find out there is no fabric untouched and both parents have to run from the house to throw-up. Clean-up takes a hour with a carpet steamer and the smell will never leave the house or the nose.
Wife: Honey do you smell that?

Husband: Sweet Jes... I'm going to...pass out...(THUD)

Wife: OH Shit we got a nuked Diaper honey...honey???

Husband: (gasping)..I need air.

Wife: Pussy
by Ryan M. I. September 23, 2008
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The very opposite of lukewarm water , water that is extremely hot Beyond comprehension. (potentially fatal)
Person 1: Wow That waters hot as fuck
Person 2: holy shit yeah it must be Nukewarm water.
by XNION December 28, 2011
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nukeass

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extreme awesomeness; somewhat related to the word "bombass", but much more awesome
Wow, that was a nukeass concert.
by ferman June 23, 2011
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When one had to defecate and the after effects smell as tho one had an animal crawl up there ass and die. Generally it smells like a rotting carcass.
Another name for blew up the bathroom.
Jon: "Holy mother of god, Don! Did a skunk crawl up your ass and die?"
Don: "Naw, Jon, i just nuked the bathroom."
Jon:"Dude, go light a match or use some air freshener or somthing. The smell damn near killed me!"
by Mishra October 5, 2016
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nukedick

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Male genitalia that is so powerful it left the crevice in a post-apocalyptic state.
Nukedick is when yo dick powerful asf.
by AnalWolfe November 15, 2016
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nuketown domination

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The most cancerest thing in bo3 filled with spawn trappers and scrubs that drop 50 kills
by Your Mom 33 September 5, 2017
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Nuked toilet

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a toilet that was nuked by someone's shit
"Thats a Nuked toilet in Taco bell. Im not suprised."
by toiletnuker December 7, 2020
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