mortalsoul

time and time again
they're keeping you away
away from the truth
please
just DO not progress any further
i know that you waNo tO
but donT
you do not want to see their TRue form
the king's arrived.
thats what they all wanted
if you are reading this
do not fear as yoU can Still run
dont make The same mistakes as me.
leave tHIs village and abandoM it.

Mortalsoul, do not believe anything the KING says.

by zombified674 November 19, 2025

Dirty Mortenson

The act of banging a chick in the ass, then getting head, and then French kissing her

That hoe from the club last night tried to give me a dirty Mortenson. I kicked her the fuck out!

by 520supra August 25, 2014

golpe mortal de cinco dedos

Spanish reincarnation or the band Five Finger Death Punch

GOLPE MORTAL DE CINCO DEDOS is dope

by JakePro December 18, 2016

Trench Mortar

The act of pulling out, placing your penis between the other persons butt cheeks aiming upwards, and yelling "fire in the hole!" while finishing on there back.

I didn't know if she was on birth control so I pulled a trench mortar.

by Drainage94 May 12, 2017

amish mortener

The act of barging in on a wedding whilst having no pants or undergarment on, and wearing a dark place polo shirt and ski mask.

Did you hear about the Amish Mortener that was arrested the other week?

by Da nxt m&m wrapper May 4, 2018

Ldol mortality

Fucking shit cod team! Ldol is fucking dope

Ldol Mortality is shit, NO Ldol MORTALITY IS FUCKING DOPE!

by Urmommma1 March 14, 2018

Gay Mortar Shells

Gay jokes, memes, and/or gifs that are dropped like bombs in group chat.

Dude it looks like the moon in the group chat from all the gay mortar shells

by LLJFondle February 11, 2019