Mormon wood

Having a boner and not being able to do anything about it

Joe Smith had some really bad mormon wood in class

by Azncraft November 9, 2015

Morefinity

An expression to describe a state of affection which is boundless, immeasurable and inexhaustible much greater/larger than infinity.

Boy - I love you
Girl - I love you more
Boy - I love you morefinity

by Pilalooooo August 2, 2016

Morgitis

When something on your body looks dead.

After Dusty ran a marathon his feet had morgitis.

by Dragonmoon July 10, 2018

Morgan a zoot

When you’re smoking a banging zoot and you stop to take breaks to chat shit so you get bare licked and the zoot lasts even longer.

I’m not even licked yet let’s Morgan a zoot

by TCOH May 25, 2019

more guts than brains

A phrase slamming those who fearlessly proceed without thinking at all about consequences.

That poor fucker’s always shown that he has more guts than brains!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

Dirty Morberg

The same as the Morberg, with the only difference being that the male receives a sloppy rim job while titty fucking the girl.

"Did you titty fuck her last night via the Morberg?"

"It was a Dirty Morberg, she licked my asshole at the same time!"

by Token_the_Black_Cat July 4, 2007

bob morton

1 the rich jewish creator of robocop

2 the rich jewish kid who always manages to find his way into your heart

'robocop's become self aware!!'
'call bob morton!'

'what do you think of bob morton'
'he's a sweetheart'

by matticah February 3, 2008