midget's fists

Extraordinarily large nipples. Atleast 1/2" in diameter and 1/2" protrusion even in the unaroused state.

"WOW! She had nipples the size of midget's fists"

by Bret Austin September 10, 2004

Midget Shit

1. A small individual.

2. A small individual that thinks that they are "The Shit" then when the individual gets call a "midget shit" they respond quietly to them self.

3. A small individual that shit's in someone's toilet and forgets to flush.

1. "Look at the new kid what a midget shit."

2. John:"Hey look look at my wicked car."

Jimmy:"Shut up you midget shit."

John:"You shut up." Said quietly.

3. "Hey asshole you forgot to flush. You midget shit."

by Cowyman September 21, 2009

Midgician

A midget that is a magician.

Hey do you want to go to the circus? I hear they have a midgician performing.

by DAVnCHAINS January 12, 2015

Huge_Midget

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Huge_Midget is not human for making those.

by Bob December 9, 2003

midget

The creature god created to keep the pedophiles at bay.

And on the 4214th day our lord created midgets.

by kdajklfdjak flda;s October 25, 2009

Midgestitute

A little person who engages in sexual acts in exchange for a little money or tiny goods and services.

"I can't believe Craig slept with a Midgestitute in Vegas, but I guess she was half the price."

by Lyric Moranis February 14, 2009

midget stick

a midget stick is guy who wont give girls more than 2 chances to be his friend after they give him lame excuses as to why they cant hang out with him. also this could be a case of misunderstanding between the 2 parties. he is a midget stick because he does not measure up to a real man and talk to the girls to get the real story.

that guy eduardo might be a midget stick because he has not talked to that girl in over a year because she stood him up.

by curtdaddy August 5, 2010