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Microsoft Teams

A synonym for pure pain of the soul. It is the impending suffering of all high school students across the planet. Everyone exposed to this horrific melancholic diabolical beast of an application will not escape without scars.
I am feeling a bit Microsoft Teams today.
by KELR04 February 9, 2021
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Meat Microphone

My girl and I were fooling around and I told her I couldn't hear what she was saying, and she needed to speak into my meat microphone.
by rack757 November 10, 2011
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slightly reheated in the microwave

When an insult is very weak.
Jimmy: You look like a fake person!
Paul: Bruh, that was slightly reheated in the microwave!
by Heycuties ;) January 8, 2021
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Russian Microwave

The act of farting under a blanket and voluntarily sticking their own head under it to admire their flatulence. Also known as, giving yourself a dutch oven.
Me: Dude, did you just give yourself a russian microwave?
You:Heck yes! And my russian microwave smelled amazing!
by HottieWitABodii69 February 19, 2011
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cat macro

(Also lolcat.) A picture of a cat doing something seemingly-innocuous, with words photoshopped over the picture. Probably an offshoot of the orly owl.
"I see what you did there", "oh, hi, I upgraded your ram", and "aggressive cat is aggressive/defensive cat is defensive" are three popular cat macros.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen February 11, 2007
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Microway

mi·cro·way

Noun, verb /ˈmīkrəˌwāy/

1. An electronic cooking appliance used primarily by Australian former surfing champions with unruly hair, an orchiectomy and gang affiliations.

2. An oven which uses an electromagnetic way with a waylength in the range 0.001–0.3 m, shorter than that of a normal radio way but longer than those of infrared radiation in order to cook food.

3. Microways are used in radar, in communications, and for heating in microway ovens and in various industrial processes.

Microwayed, past participle; microwayed, past tense; microways, 3rd person singular present; microwaying, present participle.

Not to be confused with the fictional kitchen appliance, 'microwave'
Put it in the microway, mate
by mrslilley October 18, 2011
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Macrophilia

A sexual fetish relating to being shrunk or being around a giant(ess). Macrophiliacs get a sexual thrill from the idea of being at the mercy of either a gentle or violent giantess. This fetish is linked with fetishes of being eaten, being squashed under the giantess' foot or butt, worshipping the giantess to having her go on a rampage.
Ever since John was a kid he drew pictures of giant women. Now that he is older he searches "giantess" on youtube. John has macrophilia.
by Delende December 20, 2008
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