Message

to run an errand, to pick up groceries

You said you were doing a message, just going down to the shops.

by Karen January 18, 2004

Sext Message

a message one receives during a sexting session (sex via text message) like phone sex

Robert Blanco to Mike Alejandro: "You came after one sext message???!!!!"

Kevin Finnegan: "ahahahahahha OMFGBBQ!"

by ROBEEERRRTTT September 14, 2009

instant messanger symbols

: ( | ) = monkey
: @ ) = pig
- o < = clappy smiley
* * = = = us flag
( % ) = ying yang sign

you put all the letters together in each of them

by kiss my fucking ass March 31, 2004

i approve this message

What every political figure seems to say at the end of their ads.

"... I'm John Kerry, and I approve this message."

"... I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message."

by JenThe80'sFan July 28, 2004

double message

The annoying habit whereby someone leaves you the same voicemail message on more than one of your phones (i.e. your cell and your home; your work and your cell; etc.) and then you have to listen through the exact same message twice.
Most people have a friend or family member who has this habit and those people are known as double messagers.

Dude, Nick double messaged me on my cell and at home! He bugs.

Mike is such a double messager. Doesn't he know I already got the first message?

by Mrs S May 17, 2007

Text message

When you tell someone to send you meaningless texts just so that you can use your phone to massage yourself or somebody else.

Hey John can you give me a Text message? Just send me the same text like 50 times.

by Dot584 February 8, 2010

Meesagh

The absolute most amazing person in the entire world.

The love of my life.

by Mary November 10, 2004