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Taco Massage

Gentle, rhythmic back and forth massage of a man's penis, along a woman's labia. The woman is on top of the man and using her juices to spread over the length of his shaft. This is particularly helpful in foreplay to ensure a hard, throbbing penis.
My man was starting to lose his erection so I immediately gave him a taco massage to resuscitate him.
by Snugglie February 24, 2008
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norwegian massage

a woman massaging another woman without using her hands.
Olga gave Birget a norwegian massage at a bachelor party.
norwegian lunch;norwegian shopping
by zoepan December 10, 2004
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subliminal massage

A massage given not out of kindness, but because the massager is trying to seduce the massagee.
"Dylan's been giving Jane a subliminal massage for forty five minutes now, he must really want her."
by Alkal January 11, 2010
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foot massage

A discreet way to ask your partner for a blow job while in a public setting with the intent of deceiving others into believing your asking for your feet to be massaged.
Honey when we get home will you give me a foot massage.
by Taz1970 February 5, 2010
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massage with a happy ending

A blowjob} after a nice massage usually with an asian lady giving the massage
by IANKLOR September 14, 2008
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Missage

To miss scoring points in various different ways.
Jorge was playing basketball at the gym and experienced a significant amount of missage in the second half.
by markEpoo June 4, 2018
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psycho massage

the act of kicking the crap out of somebody.
"Hey you, punk. You touched my car! I'm gonna give you a psycho massage!!!"
by Rosie December 9, 2003
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