Taco Massage

Gentle, rhythmic back and forth massage of a man's penis, along a woman's labia. The woman is on top of the man and using her juices to spread over the length of his shaft. This is particularly helpful in foreplay to ensure a hard, throbbing penis.

My man was starting to lose his erection so I immediately gave him a taco massage to resuscitate him.

by Snugglie February 24, 2008

norwegian massage

a woman massaging another woman without using her hands.

Olga gave Birget a norwegian massage at a bachelor party.
norwegian lunch;norwegian shopping

by zoepan December 10, 2004

subliminal massage

A massage given not out of kindness, but because the massager is trying to seduce the massagee.

"Dylan's been giving Jane a subliminal massage for forty five minutes now, he must really want her."

by Alkal January 11, 2010

foot massage

A discreet way to ask your partner for a blow job while in a public setting with the intent of deceiving others into believing your asking for your feet to be massaged.

Honey when we get home will you give me a foot massage.

by Taz1970 February 5, 2010

massage with a happy ending

A blowjob} after a nice massage usually with an asian lady giving the massage

I had a massage with a happy ending last night!

by IANKLOR September 14, 2008

Missage

To miss scoring points in various different ways.

Jorge was playing basketball at the gym and experienced a significant amount of missage in the second half.

by markEpoo June 4, 2018

psycho massage

the act of kicking the crap out of somebody.

"Hey you, punk. You touched my car! I'm gonna give you a psycho massage!!!"

by Rosie December 9, 2003