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Jersey Meathook

O.k...so this is the real definition...In use since at least 1998. While dancing with a women on the dancefloor, you reach over her shoulder all the way down to below her ass...then with two fingers you reach through her legs and hook her from the front. Note: this is much easier if she is short or you arms are super long.
While dancing, Guido gave Gloria the good ole Jersey Meathook!
by Toughie96 December 9, 2008
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Merch

They havin' a merch eatin' contest.
by D money June 29, 2004
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meathead

To smack another in the head with one's penis, generally in a sexual manner
"I gave my wife a meathead last night after she gave me a blowjob"
by P-M-Dub June 25, 2007
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MEATHEAD

a person that has no life but weight lifting a nd smells and has no friends
Matt Mervaue, Zack Zebarth, Dyaln thorington
by Nick November 4, 2003
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marthakay

Noun - Marthakay is the psuedonym for an Upper South journalist, photographer and researcher. Born Feb. 11, 1958. A pundit on popular culture relating to the baby boomer generation and a social illuminatrix helping those of that age to decipher the way that current popular culture affects them and their offspring, co-workers and people unlike themselves.
Marthakay wrote an essay for our "Class of 1976" email list about how baby boomers either go overboard trying to relate to young people or they ignore and disqualify anything that they don't understand.
by Marthakay July 16, 2008
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Marthina

A term used to refer to women that are sexually promiscuous and open about it. The term originates from a combination of the idea of a mart where many people can come and go, taking what they want, and the lesser know hina, which in polynesian lore literally translates to girl.

Thus a marthina is a girl that many people can come take what they want from.
1: Did you see that marthina at the party last night?
2: OMG she made out with Jaymie and Mark right after each other! She's definitely a marthina!
by LordHenryWotton May 25, 2010
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martha stewart

A Jail wife/bitch that will keep the cell smelling spring-time fresh as well as looking warm and inviting.
By adding a simple wood veneer lampshade to the caged light, Martha was able to warmth and color to the cold gray concrete cell.
by andy March 17, 2004
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