Maryland Matt

Getting the crabs you gave someone else after previously being cured.

After another examination, the doctor told the nurse, "looks like we have another Maryland Matt case."

Matt Rosendale definitely earned the nickname Maryland Matt

by Marylandmatt September 28, 2018

matt wiffen

Someone who has super powers and has to wear meme glasses to contain his powers; apart of a super villain Maffia family!

Is that a Matt Wiffen!

by adwawdawa February 12, 2017

Matt Lynch

A kid who usually is present in physics class and makes the teacher very mad. Good at asking random questions.

Did you hear the Matt Lynch made Mrs. Meyers mad.

by Billy, Bob, and Bo November 6, 2018

matt sullivan

A right Clanger

Matt Sullivan’s got a bit on, clanging heaps

by Mr Clang-a-lot November 1, 2019

Matt Night

Time for you and the boys to get together in your living room and stuff all your mattresses in there. Drink the night away and wake up to some Mimosas by 12:00pm. At 12:24pm you finish your drinks and have a 2 minute buffer to finish. Keep going for as long as you want!

Its Matt Night baby! You know what that means...

by BLUERAINE March 17, 2020

Matt Blanco

The definition of perfect. Matt is funny and cute. Has dark brown eyes. He has a humorous cock with amazing kissing skills. Matt is the perfect boyfriend. Matt’s usually like blondes.

Matt Blanco is hot as fuck!

by 321BWko777 May 14, 2022

Matt patterson

Also knows as mattres Matt Patterson is a very cute young boy capable of making you cry through his harsh words and cuteness

“Oi is that Matt Patterson how cute is he”
“I spent all day yesterday crying because of mattres”

by Ronshoe89 August 25, 2020