french marriage

When you and your lover decide that paying property taxes in two places is more fun long term. Typically in the province of Quebecistan.

Wow John and Jessica sure do rock their French marriage. I wonder how much more their budget costs them because of it. To each their own I guess.

by 🫓 January 20, 2024

Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.

"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."

by Theoremist January 27, 2024

Marriage

The cure for psychopathy apparently! Russell Brand did the thing that = psychopathic, narcissistic, machiavellian, sadist but... He got married so... Now what? Does he not have those traits anymore? And I like how you just hand-waved away the little girl rape. I mean, if you're a junkie with impulse control issues you're just BOUND to rape a little girl! It can't be helpfed! More important than that is not letting Hym get credit for his stuff. That's the real issue.

Hym "See? The is the semantic restructuring of reality I'm talking about. What happened to if you're not properly socialized by age 4 there is no remediation for psychopathy? He gets anointed by the priestess and he's just 'fine' now. That's all your 'marriage' is, Jordan. Your warped, demented, narcissistic paganism. Are married people always rational? They don't ever fuck retards behind you back and shit in your bed? No married person has ever been irrational? That violates the law of non-contradiction. Really! This is nothing more than you looking at eachother and saying 'Well, if we all agree we're not stupid and crazy then we're NOT stupid and crazy, right guys?' Hahahahaha... That's WHY the backlash from all of the women harms you so... You love them and want the best for them but they want the retard with the fat cock. They are right to choose that. But only because they can't be wrong. Heheheheheh... This is fun. Aren't you glad I did this? Isn't this better than what we were doing before? God... I may not be able to have my glorious death but maybe this will be a decent-enough substitute."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2023

marriage

A monster that consumes any and all couples willing enough to be enslaved by it

Marriage should always be taken seriously

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 2, 2023

Gay Marriage

The matrimony between two of the same sex. It is the only thing that can defeat Chuck Norris.

I now pronounce you man and man. You may now kiss the groom, and begin your gay marriage. There’s nothing Chuck Norris can do about it.

by Clutterofmass December 5, 2023

marriage

An excuse to not have intimacy with anyone

Damn marriage, why can't we all have sexual freedom?

by ExtraterrestrialMonkey347 December 4, 2022

Marriage

A relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.

Wife: The best thing about marriage is my husband always apologizes after every fight we have
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.

by Purple11star December 22, 2022