Your mum

A fat shit that makes the family dog lick peanut butter off of her

Situation: Two roadman talking to eachother

The son: "Bruuuuuuv, the new teacher reminds me of someone... shes Peng you know"
Friend: "Shes not that hot shes actually bare ugly innit"
The son: "Shut up blud that's my future girl you're talkin about"
Friend: "Nah you shut up you Dunno what you're talkin 'bout innit"
The son: "Shut up before I smack you to that corner shop run by my G Raheem's dad yeah, I'll blow up your house like I did with Bilaals house .they didn't even have insurance I hope you do"

(Pause)

Friend: "Your mum"

(Son instantly dies)

by FATTESTCHODE August 19, 2019

kyle's mum

Very hot woman

I banged 'Kyle's Mum'

by Bailey howotson May 19, 2016

Your Mum

A term used to answer/retaliate to any question or insult thrown at you.

Do you think Gordon Brown is a good enough leader for Britain?

...your mum.

I swear you are as ugly as you are fat.

...your mum.

by I dont know who killed him. November 3, 2009

leytons mum

absolute fucking milf mith huge mother milkers

oh yh you knoe leytons mum shes a right fitty

by yuke massive hunt January 4, 2022

fakebook mum

A facebook figure who fulfills the role of a mother.

Dave: Do you wanna go out tonight?

Seamus: I'll have to ask my fakebook mum...

by Jonjon19 February 15, 2010

reece’s mum

Fucking somebody named Reece’s mother until she is either dead, disabled or hospitalised

Last night I went and saw Reece’s mum

by Gerkfriend is bae October 3, 2017

james mum

James mum is a blonde woman that walks around with two massive cocks in here mouth

James mum likes cocks in here mouth

by Anal cock July 20, 2016