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limp lobster

when a woman is fucking a man without telling him shes on the rag and after he cums inside he pulls out limp and the color of a lobster
jenny gave me a limp lobster, it was shocking!
by mar dala December 21, 2008
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sex lobster

A sexual partner so compatible, you will want to "mate" for life, i.e you want to fuck them forever.

Often said after one of the best orgasms of your life.
"you're my sex lobster" - Phoebe (Friends - the porno)
by srat2017 July 18, 2017
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big looks

when something happens that is so noteworthy, your ability to describe it regresses to a third grade level. usually this "something" happens to a good friend, so "big looks" is a term used to demonstrate your excitement for them.
Bro: dude, jenny and i are going on a date tonight
Bro II: dude, big looks
Bro: thanks bro
by thedswanmaster September 27, 2019
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Red Lobster

When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.
Is that a red lobster? No that's Steve's bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.
by ChimneyBandit January 6, 2020
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if looks could kill

A phrase used to denote a glare or angry look at someone that is so intense, it would kill someone with just the intensity of the emotion behind it (if that were possible). Typically used when someone is extremely angry about something but can’t openly speak about it.
“I heard she caught him cheating and left, but they ran into each other at the party last night. If looks could kill, he’d already be dead.”
by wordley September 20, 2022
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Butter your lobster

For one to angle thine appendage so that it is pointing toward the vagina as one ejaculates slowly, therefore creating a cascading effect with seminal discharge upon the meaty flesh of said vagina.
Consuela: Jorge, I'm so bored with our sex life

Jorge: well, what should we do?
Consuela: let's try something new.
Jorge: well, you've never let me butter your lobster.
by Theyunglizard December 12, 2014
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rib-steak and lobster

A rib steak and lobster like lobster is when a mans genitals is shoved so far inside you it touches your ribs and makes you clamp like lobster claws
Ethel, Jimmy gave me the ole rib-steak and lobster last night.
by therealchrisphillips August 22, 2018
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