Log Channeler

A funnel when used by an individual who has Diarrhea to create an impression of a more dense poo.
When the toilet wouldn't flush, Joe would use his log channeler to give the impression that it was not he who has the diarrhea.
by Nick Fearns December 10, 2003
Get the Log Channeler mug.

Good Log

A large fire made by a group of people who are probably inebriated.
"Hey Tom lets make some Good Log"

"Rad idea Mustafa"
by OldeBill November 09, 2009
Get the Good Log mug.

Water Logging

When you drink to much water, or liquid to fast and you throw it right back up.
Look at Jim, hes water logging himself, he drank way to much to fast and now is over the side of the boat puking
by DEZ2018 March 07, 2018
Get the Water Logging mug.

lamb log

An immense pile of useless garbage, cataloged,indexed and bound for quick reference. Information worthy of the "Lamb Log" is usually extracted from newspaper articles, insanely boring science magazines,intergalactic internet sites and personal e-mail sent by just as annoying family members. Exposure to the "Lamb Log" can incite violent or suicidal tendancies in even the most mild mannered person.
OH NO! Here comes Jay has the Lamb Log! Just kill me now! Please!!!!!
by choobaca March 03, 2005
Get the lamb log mug.

Tossing logs

Tossing logs in billies asss
by Johnpoet1979 June 05, 2015
Get the Tossing logs mug.

Log Jammer

When doing a girl from behind while she is hand-cuffed to the toliet Boondock Saints style, you shove your cock in her ass, dunk her head in the toliet and give her a swirly.
So I gave Heather a ride on the Log Jammer last week, she hasn't talked to me in since.
by Christifori July 16, 2008
Get the Log Jammer mug.

log splitter

when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.
denise said she was suprised when tony asked for a log splitter.
by Bigger Johnson February 03, 2009
Get the log splitter mug.