lofstfu

Acronym for "laughing out fuck shut the fuck up." This is a contraction of lofl with stfu and is meant to express incredulity and amusement while sounding totally ridiculous.

Tay: I just leveled 10 times in the past hour in WOW and I have like 50k armor!
Lo: lofstfu!

by lofstfuer December 29, 2004

hoe loaf

a sexually promiscuous girl, who has multiple partners in a small community/area. Similar to a Hoe Muffin, while one or two people may share a "Muffin", when there's a "Loaf" to go around, everyone gets a piece.

"Man was that an awesome keg party or what?" said Drew, "Everybody got a turn with that hoe loaf, Alexis. Even Fat Phil."

by Kevin aka "Ace" November 7, 2006

steam loaf

It's when you shit in a pan, then put it in the stove to cook, then you munch out on it.

Drew's mom cooked a steam loaf for supper and his family loved it.

by Jordan February 9, 2005

light on your loafers

to be slightly homosexual,but not fully. if someone seems to be gay,but really isnt.

when you hugged that guy you seemed to be light on your loafers

by him not you November 4, 2009

Loafin'

Cool, guccc, lit and if you say "we're loafin'" it basically means y'all chillin

"I'm loafin' right now.." by liz barsch

by Liz barsch May 25, 2017

butt loaf

the excretion of fecal matter out of someones anus, usually of the large variety. also know as the act of flatulence.

" My stomach hurts so bad, think I got to drop a butt loaf."
" That fart was so big I think it was a damn butt loaf!"

by platelunch07 July 27, 2009

Loafers

Titties that hang below one's kneecap. Typically when speaking in terms of females with parachute bra's or undergarments that allow their tits to hang out regularly.

Grandma's nipples were all chapped from her loafers dragging on the ground; Damn bitch, if you picked up your loafers, all the neighborhood kids would stop trying to grab that shit.

by hi im TRiX January 14, 2009