Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.

My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.

by Acellertnac November 22, 2023

Linear Keyboard

A decent keyboard with flat keys designed for those who don't want to be annoyed by giant keys that require extreme force to push down and the loud clicking sound that comes with it.

Linear keyboards are decent.

by Exodim January 16, 2024

Lieabetes

Someone who is a perpetual liar and it becomes a disability that they cannot control.

Cristal is always lying and I believe that she has lieabetes

by Tskyfox6969 February 13, 2024

Litauen

Litauen suge ass, fuck Litauen.

Person 1: Yo har du vært i Litauen?
Person 2: Yup
Person 3: Æsj
Person 4: Æsj

by Qual1ty December 20, 2023

leteatuce

a missspelt lettuce. it is a hyroglyph and noboyey can decode it lalalla

i love to eat leteatuce

by anonymous April 25, 2024

lieam

A person who likes to give but also don't give a shit and do give a shit

Lieam

by Stange mam May 29, 2024

LinearArray

Some nerdy reddit and discord mod who probably doesn't have a girlfriend and is a weeb.

Dude you're being such a LinearArray.

by needs owo June 5, 2024