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Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming
"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"
by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018
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lawn wreck

A vehicle that has been parked because of mechanical problems, and degraded to the point of not being worth repairing for use as transportation.
Will you please get a job, and send that lawn wrecked 84 Camaro to the junkyard where it belongs.
by Pinkerton1 August 31, 2007
mugGet the lawn wreckmug.

Lawn-lay

A “ Lawn-layn” is just another word for picnic. Some friends and I decided it’s time that we stop using a word with bad/hurtful history behind it and come up with a new term.
Amarey: Hey Nadia, do you have any plans today?

Nadia: Hey Amarey, and yea I’m going to a lawn-lay today
by Adoseof.lexis June 24, 2022
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Eating The Lawn

To go somewhere/ do something else or something important that you cannot name
P1: "Yo dude you wanna go do something tommorow"
P2: "Can't bro im Eating The Lawn"
by CharaJayz July 30, 2025
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The Everything Lawn

by BisexualBroccoli October 27, 2020
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To describe the severity of a situation or event that had happen that left you completely and utterly wasted/tired/or un functioning.
“Yea, I don’t remember any part of last night. My Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn the next morning.”
by godfuckingdamnitzander February 10, 2021
mugGet the Purse Was All Over The Front Lawnmug.

taiwanese lawn mower

When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.
Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria
by Lick.My.Dick December 1, 2019
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