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Lamp

A unit of measurement to measure the size of ones penis
the conversion is 1 Lamp = 5 inches of dick, therefore Vagina = negative lamps (aka "a lounge")
"Wow i met this guy he had 2 lamps"
"That's huge!"
by Man mc Meat October 16, 2009
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lamp

Similiar to LMAO.
An acronym standing for: Laugh At My Pineapple.
An adaption from the commonly misspelled LMAO as LMAP.
Person 1: Dude, that was so funny!
Person 2: I know! I LAMPed!
by awesomefaceXD January 12, 2011
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Lava Lamps

This is for those people on the "Alli" diet. If you consume too much fatty foods, then when you take a crap, the water will have lots of orange blobs floating on top of the water, resembling a lava lamp.
Dammit, that pizza gave me severe Lava Lamps!
by Dick Ensider April 23, 2009
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lampsexual

lamp·sex·u·al lamp-sek-shoo-uhl

-adjective
1. of, pertaining to, or exhibiting lampsexuality.
2. of, pertaining to, or effing a lamp.
-noun
3. a lampsexual person.

Origin: 2005; LAMP-+SEXUAL
"Ashleigh is lampsexual; she screws lamps."
by Jolie Ja'Myne August 13, 2007
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lampshade

jewish skin that german soldiers used as lampshades.
i skinned crum and mcnac and made them into a lampshade
by mack January 18, 2004
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lampin

relaxed on the mellow, the utter lack of stress
when I came home and jumped in the hot tub with my wife, G&T, and spliff I knew it was lampin time.
by T-bidnes November 12, 2006
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Lampard

Wide of the mark; Hopelessly off target; A serious disappointment.

After Chelsea FC goalless football player Frank Lampard who was the most inaccurate player in the 2006 FIFA World Cup, with 24 shots of which only 11 were on target and 0 (that's ZERO) found the back of the net, including his penalty kick against Portugal in the quarter final.

Antonym: zidane
He shoots....... Goal kick...... What a Lampard.

That's the second Lampard he's kicked today.

Tiger Woods just hit the worst Lampard of his career, his ball is in the crowd.

If he carries on bowling Lampards like that, there'll be more Extras than Runs on the score sheet.

Keep out of the way, he's pissed as a newt, and his arrows are all Lampards.
by ud40 September 6, 2008
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