llama

A cool animal, which is King of Randomness along with tophats, armadillo trousers, weasles, and toothbrushes with horns. Llamas have a tendency to spit on annoying people, evil people, ugly people, and punk-rockers. They also spit on Green Day fans. Llama fur can be used for making Alpaca jackets, which are expensive but tasty.

OMG! The llama just spit on that Green Day fan! (I think he was trying to make an alpaca jacket out of him...)

by Kamiye July 14, 2006

Dirty Llama

a dirty llama is a used condom.

dupree: hey you know that libarian you set me up with?
molly: yeahh?
dupree: well after i did her i left a little suprise on your couch
molly: what kind of suprise?
dupree: a DIRTY LLAMA!

by caleighvictoria July 26, 2010

llama

Unofficial mascot of the Internet.

Everyone on the Internet loves llamas.

by Dok July 15, 2008

llamaness

An extreme state of 1337ness.

"Llamaness > hax!"

by A_Llama May 1, 2004

llama ride

A car ride in which teenage stoners smoke massive amounts of marijuana.

yo dude, want to go on a llama ride?

by wallawallaa December 3, 2010

lump the llama

To assault the nerdy person. To physically beat the weakest or most outcast person.

The party was boring, so the local jocks lump the llama.

by Wild Bengal January 3, 2009

llama toe

Llama toe is a pain in your foot that comes from doing calf raises. Llama toe can also come from doing other weightlifting exercises. Do not mistake the week long pain as a stress fracture.

Person 1 - I've come up with a bad case of llama toe.
Person 2 - You sure it isn't a stress fracture?

Person 1 - Look at that chick she has some serious llama toe.
Person 2 - How would you know?
Person 1 - Because she told me.

by Randy June 30, 2005