Fuckit List

A list of all the things you don't want to do before you die. Opposite of bucket list.

Jane added "eating uni" to her fuckit list. "Why the hell would I want to eat something that looks like vomit," Jane said.

by ozoni11 January 27, 2015

Waiting list

when a girl is in a relationship with someone else of which she doesn't wholeheartedly want to commit to and everyone knows you and her will get together after it's all ended.

I would be with her, but I am currently in the waiting list

by Tousead May 7, 2016

The list

Married couples or people in serious relationships sometimes have a list of top 5 famous crushes who you can have sex with if you ever get the chance. No repercussions.

That boy is number 1 on my list, he'd definitely get up in these hips!

I've got a free pass for him, he's on the list!

I'm married but you're on the list so it's all good.

by Kellsgaviin January 29, 2019

Epic Yoda Quote List

A Quote Book of yoda-like wisdom by our minds. All quotes written in a magical iphone notepad.

lololololol, put that in the epic yoda quote list.

by lostboysofnevereverland January 9, 2010

off my buddy list

To be completely and utterly erased from a persons mind. Usually after pissing someone off by a)Breaking up with them. b)Telling a lie. c)Raping their first born. or d)Sellimg their kidneys to Mexicans on eBay.

Being told this is like having your balls shoved into a jet engine and listening to Angelina Jolie talk about race relations in southern Australia.

The insult of choice for Colombian militants and Russian Mafioso...

Mr.Lowe:"You did WHAT to Timmy while I was at the movies!?"
Jared:"I greased him up and shoved him through a pipe. Then fucked him."
Mr.Lowe:"OH YOU ARE SO OFF MY BUDDY LIST!"
Jared:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

by Fliggagoo December 28, 2005

kiss list

Kiss list means someone is on your list that you want to snog or kiss.

Joe Jonas is on my kiss list.

by ovieous22 July 29, 2019

Jizm List

All the women that a guy has boned without a rubber and shot his goo into. Can be a mental or written list.

Past tense:

Yeah, she made my jizm list a while ago.

Present tense:

I'd watch it with her. She's already on a lot of guys' jizm lists.

Or it can be used in future tense:

I really want to add her to my jizm list.

by Jingleman August 20, 2008