Ben the Liar

A dark haired dishonest man from lockport who lies constantly and has an obsession with picking and scratching open sores on his face.

“Hey, have you guys seen the band-aids? I cut my finger”

“No, Ben the liar took the last one for his most recent oozing sore and never told anyone, he’s a fucking liar”

by Tom Loaf August 22, 2018

Incidental Accessories Liaison

An employee thought incapable of working independently and therefore relegated to the most menial tasks.

Who says a title doesn't improve morale -- Mickey here got tired of being looked down upon as a gofer, so we gave him the title Incidental Accessories Liaison and now he can't wait to get to work!

by Zappin' Nap August 28, 2019

your a liar!

This is said by someone with trust issues. Even though your not lying your still branded a liar.

person 1: Where have you been? person 2: I was working late. person 1: Your a liar!

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020

Cheater and a liar

Someone who has any sexual/ flirtatious contact with another person and lies about everything they do.

Cooper Leroy faith is a cheater and a liar

by Pizza rolls are good January 19, 2021

Cheater and a liar

Someone who has sexual/ flirtatious contact with the opposite gender. Someone who also lies about everything they do.

Cooper Leroy faith is a cheater and a liar.

by Pizza rolls are good January 19, 2021

The sons of Lars

Early scriptures dating back to the 12th century describe them as a an ancient tribe, descended from an ultimate immortal being, named THE LARS
The sons of lars went laid siege to the town of babylon, whilst claiming various treasures, such as the staff of lars

Did you hear about "The sons of Lars", they were so cool back in the day
No i havent heard, are they descendents of Lars?
Yeah they are well known.

by FotoFrank January 10, 2022

malthe fischer larsen

A stupid little child with a shit laptop and ugly glasses

yo you seen Malthe Fischer Larsen?
Yeah he ugly as fuckkk

by Otless August 31, 2022