combining of "Mother fucker" or "mofo" (to represent hatred towards the other person) with the term "jewish" (to represent the cheapness of the other person)
Nick: Hey i just finished work
Andrew: Want to go to McDonalds?
Nick: No, i got no money...
Andrew: You jewish mother!
Andrew: Want to go to McDonalds?
Nick: No, i got no money...
Andrew: You jewish mother!
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hey babe can we try the jewish screwdriver tonight im feeling adventurous.
hey babe can we try the jewish screwdriver tonight im feeling adventurous.
by eddy spagetti August 11, 2008
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A spliff. 2 parts tobacco, 1 part marijuana.
An implication that the person contributing the contents of the spliff is too cheap to fill it with only marijuana.
An implication that the person contributing the contents of the spliff is too cheap to fill it with only marijuana.
Poser Stoner: Bro, I just rolled this shit up? Wanna blaze?
True Stoner: Did you roll up another jewish joint or is it the honey dutch?
Poser Stoner: Oh, its a spliff.
True Stoner: No thanks.
True Stoner: Did you roll up another jewish joint or is it the honey dutch?
Poser Stoner: Oh, its a spliff.
True Stoner: No thanks.
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Get the Jewish Bagel mug.A large sum of currency bundled closely togeather referring to Jews, who poses large amounts of wealth and greed and hold large bundled sums of currency closely with them at all times since capital is considered to be so dear to the Jewish faith.
1. I got a huge ass Jewish wad for selling all my drugs.
2. After a nights hard work I got a massive Jewish wad in tips.
3. Every year the United States gives Israel a fat Jewish wad in foreign aid.
2. After a nights hard work I got a massive Jewish wad in tips.
3. Every year the United States gives Israel a fat Jewish wad in foreign aid.
by Arash Ghasemzadeh Rezaee September 27, 2006
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Originating from Germany in 1942 it was used to refer to the by-product and evidence disposal method of Jew rape.
Originating from Germany in 1942 it was used to refer to the by-product and evidence disposal method of Jew rape.
"Hanz, did you make sure to dump that Jewish Sausage from last night?"
"Of course, I always leave it by the door for the maid to take out in the morning"
"Of course, I always leave it by the door for the maid to take out in the morning"
by Bupkis Goy November 5, 2012
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