jewish ragdoll

a sexual position, performed by a male jew, railing an unconscious female jew

some jew: "did you see john try the jewish ragdoll last night?"
other jew: "i sure did, it was quite interesting!"

by sexkitten3000 January 1, 2011

jack gay Jewish noes man

a man called Jack Mortan who has a big noes and wears a little cap on his head.

" hey look its a jack gay Jewish noes man."

by the secret man February 1, 2021

shut your jewish lips

telling someone to shut up because there so damn cheap they need coupons for everything

me: coupons for coca-cola?
zack: yah thats a great deal, thats like 50 bucks, they got coke and sprite and vault and everything.. mmmmhmmmmm
me: shut your jewish lips!!!

by baby shaniqua January 4, 2008

jewish mother

combining of "Mother fucker" or "mofo" (to represent hatred towards the other person) with the term "jewish" (to represent the cheapness of the other person)

Nick: Hey i just finished work

Andrew: Want to go to McDonalds?

Nick: No, i got no money...

Andrew: You jewish mother!

by BBBOOOOOOIIISSSTTT October 25, 2012

jewish screwdriver

A alcoholic drink made with cheap vodka.

also a sex position.

that jerk over there tried to pick me up by buying me a jewish screwdriver like im some kind of cheap whore.

hey babe can we try the jewish screwdriver tonight im feeling adventurous.

by eddy spagetti August 11, 2008

jewish joint

A spliff. 2 parts tobacco, 1 part marijuana.
An implication that the person contributing the contents of the spliff is too cheap to fill it with only marijuana.

Poser Stoner: Bro, I just rolled this shit up? Wanna blaze?

True Stoner: Did you roll up another jewish joint or is it the honey dutch?

Poser Stoner: Oh, its a spliff.

True Stoner: No thanks.

by Crackbaby1989 March 10, 2009

Jewish Bagel

Large Roll Of Money.

Check Out Dis Jewish Bagel, I'm Rich As Shit

by Blenderface/Son0fABurrito August 20, 2009