jamie caldwell

Gay, hairy, small penis, chronic masturbater

There is never enough lotion for Jamie Caldwell

by Jamie Caldwell July 13, 2017

Flag

Get the jamie caldwell mug.

Dirty Jamie

The act of going on a lads weekend to butlins and coming back riddled with STD’s

Dave had a good weekend away but he’s only gone and done a dirty Jamie

by The real Mcconnell April 9, 2023

Flag

Get the Dirty Jamie mug.

Jamie Texting

Sending multiple text messages in a row... with no shame

Hey
How are you
I’m
Hungry
I’m gonna get some sour patch kids
You know they have no calories?
Seriously
Look it up
No lies
Here’s the link...
Whatcha doing?
Yes I am Jamie texting you
I don’t care

by Jbo780 November 23, 2017

Flag

Get the Jamie Texting mug.

dancing with Jamie

A codeword coined in the UK to describe a male or female who is attracted to the same sex and has homosexual tendencies. Often used when trying to be discreet.

Friend 1: Do you reckon that guy wearing the shirt with rainbows and unicorns is gay?
Friend 2: Yeah, he's definitely dancing with Jamie.

by caramelbear June 13, 2013

Flag