Listen to Jan

To masturbate vigorously. Coined because it seems that anyone named Jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can't help but masturbate vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker's face.

Did you hear about Leo? He Listen to Jan'd so hard he has tennis elbow.

by Arturo Sandoval September 21, 2009

23rd jan

The day where if you simp on someone whos name begins with j g r k l or m you have to ask yhem out or explain how much they mean to you

"Hey uhhm ye ok liz? I wanna ask you something"
"Ye whats up dan?"
"So you know how its 23rd jan would you idk wanna go out sometime"
"uhh fine bc its 23rd jan and just dont be boasting bc idk if i like you , you seem sweet so ok

by Not_drunk74 January 22, 2021

Dirty Jan

Going to fitting room and trying on lingerie and returning it to the traumatised staff without buying.

Josie - Just had the grossest thing happen to me
Vinny - what is it?

Josie - Just got dirty Janned at work
Vinny - that's fucked

by Vinylz9999 February 14, 2019

Jis jan

The word jis jan Literally means riding plate, but it is made into a meme by Zin 2 BC Zin who is a law breaker.

So, jis jan is a meme that means riding something going somewhere but in a meme way.

ZinII: hey lets hangout!
BcZin: ride what?
ZinII: ejui jis jan moa.

Translated by: fantastic fart

by Fantastic fart November 11, 2019

willem-jan

Probably the best man on earth, if someone calls you a Willem-Jan you're blessed. Respect that person.

Dude you're like a Willem-Jan!

by willemjan7 July 17, 2017

klaas-Jan

A Dutch idiot.

You see that guy over there? he's a total Klaas-Jan.

by ZiLemon September 21, 2017

Tre’jan

Perfection at its finest. This type of guy is an intellectual. He sits back and listens to whoever is speaking, very respectful and is easy to talk to. Also he is chill, actually chill.. unbelievably chill.

I think I have found me a Tre’jan.

by Bedpolicy April 23, 2018