tight bent

state of being drunk but not completely trashed; More than tipsy but less then hammered.

Mark: "Yo, you alright?"
Dwayne:"Yeah nigga, I'm tight bent yo. Hand me a beer."

by DL3223 April 15, 2008

Glittered Tights

Different from your conventional black coloured tights. Normally have a shiny, silvery appearance and are covered in glitter; don't always work on everyone who tries them. This is something females may describes themselves as when trying to appear more complicated than need be.

Treasure-"There's black tights and then there's glittered tights, I consider myself the latter; don't always work out with everyone."
Hot Boi-"Eh????"
Treasure-"Work it out love."

by 5'5 beast August 30, 2009

Evan Tight

1. Clothing that constricts the testicles to the point that sperm cells die at a rate of a thousand sperm per second.

2. Being hit on by 17 year old overweight girls.

1."Yo I'm considering a vasectomy" "Nah just put on some evan tight jeans and you're good to go."

2. "Yo Jaylin was hitting on me in McDonalds." "HA! EVAN TIGHT SON!"

by DilledDough September 5, 2011

tight unit

The opposite of loose unit; to get mortally fucked up to the point of not remembering the night but still somehow making it back to bed.

Katie: "I think I remember jumping through my window to get back in"
Harvey: "Katie... you're a fucking loose unit"
Katie: "Mate I am a fucking.. TIGHT UNIT!"

by HarvDaddy February 21, 2018

tight butthole

the name of a webster city wrestling team full of all white kids and one black kid at camp.

WC: TIGHT BUTTHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Random team: Those guys are freaking awesome!!! They really tear shit up!!!

by Chrispie December 27, 2012

hold tight

wait, keep yo azz right daar imma rite be back.

hold tight somebody callin me

by Rae January 10, 2004

High And Tight

Right before you cum, the muscles in your groin pull your balls up for the Money shot.

"He's about to cum!"
"How can you tell?"
"Look, his balls are High and Tight!!"

by DrMarten March 1, 2004