twisted humor

1. dark, offensive, but funny remarks
2.a totally pointless but awesome series on youtube

1. "I may be going to hell but at least my friends will be there too"
2. Hippie Guy: "Isn't mother nature groovy man?
Pissy Guy: "Hell no! Mother nature's being a bitch! Im freezing my ass off!"
3. We remade the 1950's Duck and Cover video for our own sick and twisted humor

by The Voices in your head February 20, 2009

Awkward Sexual Humor

Saying some really stupid innuendo in an awkward situation. Therefore, making it more awkward!

If you are looking for an example of "awkward sexual humor" , watch Barney on an episode of How I met your Mother.

by Ninja Cat January 21, 2009

Breaking the BYU honor code

A euphemism for having sex, as made famous by BYU basketball player Brandon Davies, who was kicked off team for admitting premarital sex with his girlfriend.

Red-blooded male: It's Saturday night and I'm getting wasted. If all goes well, I will be breaking the BYU honor code later tonight.

by TBag 685 March 21, 2011

For Honor

For Honor is a Medieval combat multiplayer fighting-style skill game. The game received praise on it's release because it was a spectacle of originality and beauty. The game features an ingenious combat system and breath taking graphics but on closer inspection it is known as a half assed broken joke of failed potential. While the fighting system is clever and original the game loses it's shine when you realize how unbalanced it is. many characters are over powered and have extremely limited move-sets. This encourages a very spammy play style where a N00B that constantly spams, dodges, and guard-breaks will always easily overtake a truly skilled player that fights fairly. there are also several stupid game mechanics such as throwing people off cliffs & dodging which is consequence less.

Thus, the game has reached an almost memetic status due to the title being "For Honor" but the game and player-base being ironically, honor-less.
The developers, Ubi-Soft, refuse to listen to the fan base and instead of adding a better variety of moves, and properly reworking the game they instead, add extra paid for content and over nerf characters health, damage, etc without actually fixing them. To make this worse even though the concept and design of the game has wonderfully infinite potential the developers hound anybody that tries to make a game with any remotely similar concept.
And so, we're stuck with a half assed combat game and broken dreams...

Person 1: Hey do you want to play For Honor?
Person 2: Hell no. i deleted that trash. Mortal Kombat is way better!

by Oreo-Belt25 May 12, 2019

honor

Something this world needs more of.

"What is honor anymore? How can two mighty nations fight honorably if they both have to use dishonorable methods on occasion? Is honor something that gradually changes through time?"

by Dave November 30, 2004

Hundred Hand Fap

"Hundred Hand Fap" is the combination to two know phrases. "Hunder Hand" comes from a Godly game called Street Fighter 2, a character named E. Honda would use a move called the Hundred Hand Slap. The last part of the phrase "Fap" i guess come from the internet somewhere. Fapping is the sound effect a male would make when he masturbates, Strokes his Wii(beats his meat)

Samir, get off street fighter and come hang out. You cant be hundred hand fagging it to Chung li and Blanka every day,
Damn this pr0n is tight finna hundred hand fap that jawn(joint)

by Feel J Akir October 17, 2008

Getting Honors

Ones ability to achieve a highly acclaimed performance during a reproduction examination. Group efforts are rewarded with extra credit.

Xtina is dead set on making the best of her last final exam of second year medical school by getting honors as she excels in her reproduction honors exam.

by Robert Steiner May 30, 2006