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tonsil hockey 

A act similar to wordMaking Out/word, in which the participants appear as if to play hockey by hitting the other's tonsils with their tounge.
Sheila and Gary spent the whole night playing tonsil hockey.
tonsil hockey by jetsonian February 9, 2003

African Tree Hockey

On the drive back home I done seen a flock of niggers playin a game of african tree hockey!

Field Hockey 

The most amazing sport to ever be created. Consisting of a team of at least 11 or more determined, in shape, atheltic girls (or guys!) and a pretty brave goalkeeper. The forwards, mid-fielders and sometimes defense sprint up and down the field for an extended amount of time. Often referred to as a "Lesbian sport". HAHAHA no. Why don't you try running up and down a field non-stop for almost an hour? Excatly. Most people can't. Field Hockey is physically demanding and full of skill players devolp over weeks and weeks at a time. Goalies have hard plastic balls flying at them at 60 MPH. Field players are getting whacked by sticks (wood or composite). and are constantly getting knocked over, tripped, and hit. But let me be the first to say, NOTHING is better than hearing the ball whack into the back of the goal. So next time you make fun of Field Hockey, go try it and see how you do.
Marvin: "Hey did you see the field hockey game yesterday?"

Harry: "Yeah I have no clue how those girls run for 50 minutes straight."

Marvin: "Right? It seems pretty hard. I respect th

ice hockey 

is the best sport in the world
and teh violence is just an added bonus
netminders rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ice hockey by Zoe March 12, 2004

field hockey 

The most grueling, intense, rigorous sport ever created. 11 girls fight as hard as they can, run as fast as they can, and get past as many defenders as they can before driving the orange ball into the cage (aka- goal). It is extremely demanding, yet extremely rewarding.

alternate defintion:
rage in the cage
The Stonington High School FIELD HOCKEY team has been ECC champs for 13 (going on 14) consecutive seasons.
field hockey by Joanna October 9, 2004

'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick 

When you say this it is probobly a nice way to saw hell. Usually kids under the age of eight say this
What the 'H' 'E' Double Hockey Stick!!!