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hitler

to stick your finger up your butt and wipe in on a persons lip while they are sleeping to leave a brown mark
idk what to say about the hitler
by imahorn-e April 23, 2006
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hitler

A crazy man with a wierd mustache . started WW2 in 1939 . killed millions of Jews and other Europeans . he wanted to rule the whole world but was eventually stopped . When he knew he was finally going to lose, he committed scuicide with his girlfriend, (yessir, he had a girl) whose name escapes my mind at the moment .
Guy 1: "wow, hitler was a f*cking nutcase ."

Guy 2:"i know . if he was still around, id shave off his stupid mustche and dip him in hot oil and stuff ..."

Guy 1: "......... okay ..."
by rawr fear me January 24, 2009
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Hitlers Helper

A 'Hitlers Helper' is performed when, whilst sleeping... usually when a friends sleeping over your house or vice versa. The crime is commited though, by sticking your finger up your poop shoot; preferrably the thumb, and streaking the tainted fingers across the victims face, smearing your stink juice in a fashion such to resemble Hitlers mustache. When your victim awakes early in the morn, he'll find himself with some newly smeared shat on his grill, and sporting a new fashionable mustache.(also known as the 'stank stache.')
"What the fuck is that smell???"
"Hahaahahahah hail hitler.. you've just gotten shat smeared on your face a.k.a. a hitlers helper"
by Ms. Galloway June 11, 2006
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Chocolate Hitler

When a man invades your Polish tunnel and you offer no resistance
by Revengerer May 29, 2009
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Off the Hitler

When someone puts another person in extreme physical pain.
Man, when Tom rammed his fist into Bob's nutsack, it was off the Hitler.
by bodhicide January 12, 2005
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hitlers mustache

a small, well trimmed pube patch
All of a sudden I was mouth to muff with Hitlers mustache
by muff muncher May 24, 2006
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hitler

an evil person that tried to kill off all the european jews. He commited suicide because he was a pussy.
Hitler shot himself in 1945
by bob June 18, 2006
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