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Hippo Jump

First have a hard running start, jump, put your non dominate foot and hand on the wall or whatever your jumping off of, and push off and land on somebody. Best you jump off of brick
Ira hippo jumped off of Alex's bookbag and hit brendo's head
by ira reed January 19, 2009
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Herporrhoids

A major flair up of external hemorrhoids and herpes as a result of getting ass fucked by an anal intruder that failed to take Valtrex, and failed to inform you that they needed to...now YOU need Valtrex AND Preparation H.
Herpes plus Hemorrhoids equals Herporrhoids
by Blumpski March 28, 2009
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hippo flakes

Look at those flakes from a hippo there for they must be hippo flakes.
by EvanZav September 19, 2009
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hippo dyke

An obese, sweaty, and manly female, such as:

a) Rosie O' Donnell
b) any Juggalette
c) your mother
Wow, bro, that bitch is a hippo dyke.
by ServThePerv January 15, 2011
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Hippo of the Deep End

by fpaq April 14, 2011
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Hippo Hoof

A woman's camel toe that is so large it changes to a completely different species.

Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.

It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
I was walking by the shore, when all of a sudden I was blinded by that beached whale's hippo hoof.
by MDWAR December 14, 2012
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Hippocockasaurus

pronunciation: Hippo-cock-a-saurus.

A Hippocockasaurus is a term used to describe an obese to enormously fat girl who wildly and disgustingly tries to have sex with any guy.

It can also be used to describe a really fat girl who is ugly and would have sex with any guy.

A Hippocockasaraus tends to reside in nightclubs wearing very tight clothes and have beast like traits and manners.
Guy to friend: Did you get a look at that Hippocockasaurus

Describing girl: she was ugly and fat, like a Hippocockasaurus
by Happypest101 January 8, 2013
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