Washing Machine Heart

Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
I'm not wearing my usual lipstick
I thought maybe we would kiss tonight
Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside
Baby, though I've closed my eyes
I know who you pretend I am
I know who you pretend I am
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?
Do mi ti
Why not me?
Why not me?

Washing Machine Heart Lyrics

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 6, 2022

let me touch you where your heart is

One direction's way of saying they want to touch your breasts.

"Let me touch you where your heart is" - one direction, temporary fix

by urapota July 16, 2021

broken heart disease

a term used to describe stress cardiomyopathy, a condition where -most often a woman- suffers from heart attack or failure due to extreme emotional distress.

can also describe a suicide caused by a broken heart.

"that's when they say i lost my only friend, they said she died easy of a broken heart disease.."

by radical numeral January 10, 2009

Dark Hearted

Not giving a crap about anything about Something or someone.

John: Damn i hope you die i Don't need you in my life

Jennifer: I never new you were so much Dark Hearted.

by Lil_Shadow January 15, 2010

Heavy Heart

A condition in which a seller of a collectable or desirable item (sometimes acquired through a friendship) places that item up for sale at an inflated price, accompanied by a (typically weak) tear-jerking bullshit story of woe, sadness and distress. The tale of woe may involve the illness of a pet, damage to a vehicle, or a bill that is due.

The indication of a "heavy heart" vs. an actual hardship condition may be most often characterized by a call out to one's "Brothers" or "Bros" as an attempt to endear, and the inclusion of a trade option for another collectable item.

Brothers! It is with a heavy heart that I list this grail for sale. My paraplegic pet hermit crab needs a new articulating Titanium prosthetic claw. I was saving for it, but my car broke down, since I need the car to drive my blind cockatoo to the vet 3 times a week for it's dialysis treatments, I had to pay the mechanic using the money that was left to me by my great grandfather Skip, a man that was born a conjoined twin attached at the ankle to his brother. I need cash immediately! I will however consider trades involving Sibert, Emerson, Burch, or Hinderer, valued at table price.

by Desmodromic December 19, 2012

heartburn

Painful feeling in your chest that makes you think you are going to die. Common after eating spicy foods or if you have acid reflux.

"OMFG GRAB THE TUMS! I HAVE HEARTBURN!"

"My heart feels like its going to explode, Ive got heartburn"

"Fucking bad genes give me heartburn"

by William Woody August 13, 2005

Heart Progress

An annoying pedophilia group who gets butthurt when called fat. Compare them to Nazis and North Korea for maximum lulz.

Heart Progress is reason enough to bring back the Black Plague.

by j0hnd03man January 9, 2018