Deathly Hallows

The seventh and final book in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, and subsequently the worst of the Harry Potter novels. Seemingly a mere compilation of mediocre fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was both predictable and poorly written. It also appeared as if J.K. Rowling, although claiming to have planned out all seven novels, lost her outline for it and, therefore, the entire plot.
Even the book's TITLE 'Deathly Hallows' made worse an already bad plot, as it was completely redundant and had the weakest foreshadowing imaginable - it was as if J.K. Rowling, upon finishing the sixth book, had the idea of the Deathly Hallows and thought, 'It MUST go in! But how? I'll be able to sneak it in there somewhere.'

Nagini animates a corpse, Snape was in love with Lily (no shit), Aberforth was Dumbledore's brother (no shit), R.A.B was Regulus (oh, really?), the trio spent half the fucking book in a tent, Snape and Voldemort possess the power of flight, the 'Deathly Hallows' idea was completely superfluous, all the character deaths are mundane as all hell, Voldemort extends his niceties several times by prolonging his deadlines... the list goes on.

by esclave October 11, 2008

halloweener

SB E-Mail #7
How to make a Strong Bad costume

I'm a bell.

by Matthew September 29, 2003

Halloweenie

When a guy puts a costume on his penis for halloween

Dude, check out my sweet Dracula halloweenie!

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015

Halloween

A day in November (I think) when everyone gets happy over monsters, The other 364 days a year kids do not like monsters.

Halloween is widely supported, but a few people do not enjoy this holiday:
- Church people
- Real monsters
- Tom W

Felix: Uh, Yay! Happy halloween Tom.
Tom: Burh, Bhalloweens is bstupid.bolololololo!
Felix:bolololololo to you too!

by SuckOnThisMdear January 25, 2009

Halfoween

Halfoween is June 1

Since Halloween is the 305th day of the year halfoween would be on the 152.5th day of the year so basically the 153rd

Hey bro happy Halfoween, Shut the fuck up mark no one cares about it

by SnuffDidIt May 11, 2020

Halloween Mouth

When your teeth are covered in chocolate because you're pigging out.

I know right? Wasn't his halloween mouth out of control?

by Malkey October 4, 2011

hallo-christmas

Noun.
Modified version of Hall-o-ween wherein Christmas decorations with a Hall-o-ween twist are utilized in leiu of traditional decor ala "The Nightmare Before Christmas."

Halloween lights on a Christmas tree.
"omg those are super cute Hallo-christmas decorations"

by klintron October 12, 2013