Glory hole attendant

A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When reasons two parties do not want to know who preformed/rreceived the sexual act.

It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintaine and clean the hole.

"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.

by Righty Tossbag June 20, 2015

Yeasty Scratch Hole

A very offensive term for the front bottom of a less then desireable female.

Ollie: Get your yeasty scratch hole out, you slag!
Young lady: Thats the most offensive thing anyones ever said to me!

by BristolBaron April 23, 2006

Bloody neck hole

Head shot in video game, where head explodes and leaves a bloody neck hole

I was playing Urban Terror and got shot in the head, now i'm laying on the ground looking at my bloody neck hole.

by big donger March 30, 2011

Fiery cancerous hole

Word created when all three insults are applied: go die in a fire, go die of cancer, go die in a hole. Used when you can't be asked to fire separate insults at a person or do not have the time to argue with them.

Man1- Do you want to play with me in warhammer club?
Man2- Go away. No one likes you. You have no friends.
Man1- What about Lego club?
Man2- No. Go die in a fiery cancerous hole.
Man1- (starts crying)

by JMUK July 17, 2012

HOLE-IN-ONE

sex-on-the-first-date

"That chick I picked up last night was a hole-in-one."

by Jerah Benven February 2, 2006

wrong-hole

Accidental anal penetration that occurs during doggie style sex and the conscious continuation of this act against the will of the recipient, that whose hole has been wronged.

"If you don't make me fucking pancakes tonight, I will fuckin' wrong-hole you until the rooster cockadoodledooos"

by 11H June 21, 2007

Pot Hole

A pothole is a type of disruption in the surface of a roadway where a portion of the road material has broken away, leaving a hole. They are typically formed due to the freezing and thawing of water that has seeped into the surface, which expands when frozen. Automobiles that travel over the weakened roadway can break off small pieces. Potholes tend to become most apparent during spring months due to daily freeze-thaw cycles and general difficulty of repairing potholes in cold weather. The number of potholes that appear in any particular stretch of roadway largely depends on the type of pavement used. Surfaces that absorb less water are generally less susceptible to the problem. Potholes can reach feet in width, though they usually only become a few inches deep, at most. If they become large enough, damage to tires and vehicle suspensions can occur.

Watch out for that big pot hole up ahead.

by Paige L. G. W. August 3, 2005