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A.J. hawk

Joining us now from an attic in Ohio is a man who is the all time leading tackler for the Green Bay packers, a college football national champion, a Super Bowl champion, father of 10, a covid survivor, Brady Quinn’s brother in-law, the president of Ohio, A.J. Hawk. 👏👏👏YEAHHHHHHHHH👏👏👏
by Fiendish end October 23, 2023
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clovis hawk

The fucking guy ever has a 24 inch dick and fucks your bitch
Clovis Hawk just fucked my bitch last night. -Landon Coella
by Clovis194 March 6, 2017
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The Stephen Hawking

When you have sex with the space between someones face and shoulder causing them to crane their neck like Stephen Hawking. See bagpiping.
Dude my girlfriend and I have been dating for so long we've started doing crazy shit in bed like The Stephen Hawking.
by localpirate November 1, 2014
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Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.
Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."
by Purpledandy June 2, 2022
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Stephen hawking

Stephen hawking is that one wheelchair guy. Oh and he's dead now
Yeah this fucker Stephen hawking. He was ok. But now he's dead. Oh well.
by Finnagen March 14, 2018
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Screen Hawking

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.
"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"
by Screen Hawked January 12, 2012
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Ham-hawked

Is when someone is completely obliterated

Drunk,high, and or both ham-hawked
Damn Derrek is completely ham-hawked
by Chimey chonga May 8, 2022
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