Joining us now from an attic in Ohio is a man who is the all time leading tackler for the Green Bay packers, a college football national champion, a Super Bowl champion, father of 10, a covid survivor, Brady Quinn’s brother in-law, the president of Ohio, A.J. Hawk. 👏👏👏YEAHHHHHHHHH👏👏👏
by Fiendish end October 23, 2023

by Clovis194 March 6, 2017

When you have sex with the space between someones face and shoulder causing them to crane their neck like Stephen Hawking. See bagpiping.
Dude my girlfriend and I have been dating for so long we've started doing crazy shit in bed like The Stephen Hawking.
by localpirate November 1, 2014

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."
by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

by Finnagen March 14, 2018

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.
"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"
by Screen Hawked January 12, 2012

by Chimey chonga May 8, 2022
