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Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
by hokiefez March 18, 2022
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Gulted

I gulted that banana and it tasted B A D
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Gusher

Taking a shot of alcohol out of a foreskin.
Hey dave you want a grey goose gusher shot?
by Dillydilly42069 May 1, 2022
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Gükster

Someone that is an asshole.
by _BL1ND May 6, 2022
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Gaster

This specific Gaster is the one from Gasterhub. Yeah, this porn meme is about himself. He's a discord mod, just like the other ones, and by the time this gets posted, he's on a break (l bozo). His weight is unknown, and the dude is a blue dragon (note: the blue dragon meaning made him have PTSD). That's it for this dude.
"So what's Gasterhub?"

"It's about Gaster the blue dragon."

Gaster is his username but you'll never know his tag
by Zeorn May 26, 2022
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Gusexual

This is someone only sexually attracted to Augusta.
“Dude I think I’m Gusexual”
“Damn that’s crazy valid bro”
by JK20050001 June 8, 2022
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gasterblaster

While having sex the female partner chugs a whole gallon of milk and when about to finish the female shall projectile vomit on the males penis
Gasterblaster to projectile vomit on the partner
by anonymous June 9, 2022
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