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The Gusteau
The Gusteau is a seduction technique designed to make or break a situation. Usually implemented during a discussion in which a man has taken interest in a woman; the male will without warning reveal his genitals in hand, look at his groin, and look back up at the female.
Named after the bachelor, Gustavo Lopez, The Gusteau has helped millions of men across the globe "skip the small-talk" and "get down to business."
Named after the bachelor, Gustavo Lopez, The Gusteau has helped millions of men across the globe "skip the small-talk" and "get down to business."
Friend #1: Hey man! What happened with that girl after we left your party last night?
Friend #2: Well, she wouldn't stop talking, so I decided to just pull The Gusteau and get it over with.
Friend calls another friend on the phone:
Friend #1: Hello?
Friend #2: Dude, I just pulled The Gusteau.
Friend #2: Well, she wouldn't stop talking, so I decided to just pull The Gusteau and get it over with.
Friend calls another friend on the phone:
Friend #1: Hello?
Friend #2: Dude, I just pulled The Gusteau.
The Gusteau by I Get What I Want January 5, 2010
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The Guiteau
Dance move used to seduce girls 17 years of age or younger, otherwise known as jailbait. It is preformed thusly:
One step forward, two steps back, shimy right, shimy left, clap, clap, clap, and alas, the damsel is yours.
One step forward, two steps back, shimy right, shimy left, clap, clap, clap, and alas, the damsel is yours.
The Guiteau by bubba robinson November 3, 2005
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Guiteau Syndrome
A delusion of grandeur consisting of one’s belief that they contributed a great deal to a project or effort when in reality they contributed little to nothing
She saw the signs of Guiteau Syndrome in Grant as he thought he helped the president get elected while in reality he gave one terrible speech.
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Charles J. Guiteau
the guy who killed the president that nobody cares about (james a. garfield)
he made a really bad speech and thought that it made garfield won so he kept bugging the secretary of state. the secretary of state said no so charles got really mad and shot the president
he made a really bad speech and thought that it made garfield won so he kept bugging the secretary of state. the secretary of state said no so charles got really mad and shot the president
Charles J. Guiteau by garfield fan 121212 September 14, 2021
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