Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.

I just did a Groningen, I was worried that it was going to choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed away without any problems.

by Longpooman June 16, 2024

Groningen

When you do a poo and it’s very long and with structural integrity so it touches the water whilst still connected to your ass.

I just did a Groningen, was worried it might choke the toilet but thankfully it flushed with no problems

by Longpooman June 16, 2024

groundage

(noun) : a keto delicacy made by mixing equal parts of cooked ground beef and large curd 4% milkfat cottage cheese.

Doug: it’s time for New Year’s resolution I’m going to eat groundage every day!
Bri: So you hate your life!?

by James Lassiter December 29, 2024

Gronking

when you munt to gronk

I was gronking in my room earlier it was amazing!

by garmot February 3, 2025

Groundhogging

Verb. Jerund. The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, then using it to masturbate vaginally or analy. Nasty but different.

I caught my wife Groundhogging in bed this morning after we had Mexican food last night. I could smell the cilantro from the front door.

by Brazerican April 16, 2025

Grondin

A small as shit fat slob who cant even goon and suck his own dick to save his life also is shit at basketball

This guy is a grondin

by James highins 42 5 April 19, 2025

Grinding Dirt

Slang for behaving aimlessly and wasting time, specifically in the TTRPG Dungeons & Dragons.

We've been grinding dirt here for like an hour

by T2GSchwifty November 9, 2025