The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).

Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."

Twitter grammar by appleblueseagreen February 9, 2015

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Slut glimmer

A term used to describe a very apparent facial afterglow, primarily applicable to women wearing makeup, and resulting from intense sexual activity, whereupon makeup, foundation, blush, and occasionally eye liner, begin to break down and run, as a result of surface perspiration, saliva and or sperm, bringing about a distinct shine or gleam of facial features.

After our two hour love making session, the slut glimmer on her face was so extreme that her cheeks could almost reflect light, a shower was definitely called for.

Slut glimmer by Lucas 1 March 26, 2017

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bad grammar

me is me was did gone went the park weekend the. me is they very good smart peton. me no speak engrish

that idiot has bad grammar

bad grammar by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

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Winkle Grammar

Used to describe someone who can't seem to understand or correctly use grammar. Alternatively, this can be used as an insult to ones grammatical knowledge.

Texter 1: "their so annoying, im just going to leave those two to themselves"

Texter 2: "That's some Winkle Grammar right there"

Winkle Grammar by PetTheGodDamPeepo August 27, 2020

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