griff

A welsh born, IT spod that emmigrated to Canada; A tendency to drink too much at weddings then be found in the hotel corridors puking with his crank hanging out. Knows a lot about a lot of things, cool parents and has a chronic addiction to Keith's. Hangs a lot with fotsa. All around good shit and among me best mates.

Me: Griff, I need help with my computer, a case of Keith's and by the way, are all Welshie's coal miners?
Griff: Aye, fuck-off cunto.

by scott June 4, 2004

The Gift

named for its creator, a deep, penetrating ass-grab that often includes portions of the grundle and/or vagina

Last night, I saw Gifty administer the gift to at least four different people.

or

Nothing can clear out a party faster than an asshole who is creeping around giving the gift.

or

One of these days, Keith is going to get arrested or killed for giving the gift to the wrong chick.

by DeezEnUTees December 25, 2008

stewie griffin

the breakout character on the tv show Family Guy. in the earlier seasons, stewie was a one-dimensional evil genius stereotype. when the writers got bored with that, they fleshed out his character, and stewie is now known for his flamboyance, arcane pop culture references, and sexual ambiguity. many refernces have been made - both by other characters and by stewie himself - to the effect that he may be homosexual. it is also implied on several occasions that he is attracted to Brian Griffin, the family dog. he has additionally had numerous homoerotic fantasies about his stuffed bear, Rupert.

stewie has been described as (to some degree) a caricature of Sir Rex Harrison. his affected english accent and effeminite vibe also draw comparisons to actor David Hyde Pierce.

"Wouldn't it be marvellous if I turned out to be a homosexual?" - Stewie Griffin

by Drama_King January 28, 2009

Meg Griffin

Meg, from family guy.
MEG SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
She has no friends
She is HIDEOUS!

Lois: who wants a glass of fresh orange juice?
Peter: i want a fresh glass of better daughter! (throws orange juice on meg griffin)

by BFMV229 April 1, 2010

Griff

Griff (v) to kill a joke

god damn it you griffed the joke again

by brandon kassof September 4, 2005

I'd fuck Meg Griffin

To express extreme sympathy or heartfelt feeling towards someone or something that is unwanted or unappreciated.

After feeling sorry for those freshmen girls who tried to score the hot seniors, I examined only the hottest ones & said to myself: "I'd fuck Meg Griffin".

by b_rock44 March 2, 2011

gifta jones

a lemonhead who likes getting kicked out of english classes and kills hamsters for fun.

"Gifta!, why did you kill my hamster?!"

"Gifta, here is your deans referral."

by ES October 3, 2003