granny rocket

when your granny decides to go into rocket engeneering and makes a rocket this rocket will be called a granny rocket.

The first granny landed on the moon today in her granny rocket.

by salgal123 November 8, 2006

grannyshagger

a person who prefers the sexual company of the elderly or those of the same sex.

Quentin: Jon seems to be getting onn very well with your nan.
Jeeves: They've been at it for 3 days now. He's a right grannyshagger.

by narch12 December 7, 2006

Granny 9000s

Old womens ginormous bloomers =

ahahha shes wearing granny 9000s

by Davey5678 June 18, 2006

Granny Baste

Granny Baste: the act or practice of granny basting. Similar to normal basting, however One must awaken his granny from her deep sleep by ejaculating in, on, or around her wrinkles - When she has sleepily opened her eyes, you proceed to yell (at the top of your lungs) "BASTED NANNA!!!" At which point you granny slap her across the face. Job well done.

Did you granny baste that?

by too funny March 9, 2009

Granny bomb

the sudden visit of your grandma who is most likely gonna gonna either kiss you on the cheek and leave a ridiculous lipstick stain (colors may vary) or rant about her senial adventures most likely BINGO

Dude I got granny bombed today and now I know how granny won her fruit basket in Bingo plus i got this red lipstick stain

by jason1228 December 6, 2009

granny fraggler

A granny Fraggler is a person who likes to have woohoo with the elder generation.

To granny fraggle, is to hit on an old male or female

Granny fraggling is also a general insult for someone who gets on your nerves

See that Chris, hes a right granny fraggler.

David was seen in the pub trying to granny fraggle that old biddy.

by DJ-Dim March 10, 2007

granny shifting

Another term for bunting or performing a task at a sub-par level.

Alanna: "Why do I always fail?"

Everyone Else: "LOLOLOLOL because your always granny shifting and not double clutching like you should be!"

by pobcat January 22, 2012