grandimal

n: A term used for the animals that your children own that have taken the place of the grandchildren you were supposed to have.

"I have more grandimals than grandchildren."

by DoAnLe July 25, 2012

grandma toddler

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.

When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

grandmaster of bation

A grandmaster of bation is someone who is internationally celebrated for blowing spunk from his junk to virtuosic standards.

Often results in great riches and fame.

Fred: You remember Ned who used to live in his mom's basement and play video games and whack off all the time?

Ted: Yeah...

Fred: Well, now he's a grandmaster of bation and lives in a villa on the Riviera.

Ted: OMFG! I'm so jealous!

by scodder February 7, 2014

grandma's shoes

Something that is comfortable, practical, and really stupid and/or ugly.

"I know this Snuggie is totally grandma's shoes, but I'm tired of my arms getting cold when I say that I'm reading but am actually watching Netflix all day."

by Stephanie Fantastic November 25, 2014

Grandma's Soup

A bowl of what ever you can find in the bathroom, outside, your pants, a high school locker room (Both Genders), your back yard, behind the fridge, at the bottom of the toaster, your stomach, any trash can you see, and the leftovers of the New Zealand Lava Lamp. Throw it in the blender, turn to high, throw it in the oven and turn it to 650 degrees, let it cook for 45 minutes, and enjoy!!! <3

Jack:I tricked that faggot into eating Grandma's Soup for 50 cents! what a retard
Blake:You are a bad person you know that...
Jack:I know...wow I'm a faggot..............

by Shrek Is Love and Life January 4, 2016

grandmas skin

When food gives off the appearance of a wrinkly old person. Usually this food is pizza.

This pizza we found in mexico looks just like my grandmas skin. Youve never heard that expression?

by Hellooooooooooooitsmeeeeeeeee July 30, 2016

grandma weed

A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.

Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.

by Professor S1gmus November 15, 2016