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Gooner Boomer

Noun/Adjective

Refers to people, technically from Gen-X & older (born 1980 or before) but mainly boomers (born 1946-1964). who display the behaviors typically associated with a "gooner" or a sex/porn addict. Their subconscious thoughts on some women are still focused primarily on sex, as if they were no more than a toy for their eyes. This also applies to gay men & straight or gay women, although it's several times rarer than for a heterosexual man. This is primarily due to traditional roles & their upbringings.

These older people also typically tend to get away with being a goon blatantly & often target younger adults (18-25) as their "material". These are only common traits though, and not required to label someone as a Gooner Boomer

SIDENOTE:
Silver Foxes technically count since they're paying young women for sex, but they're connotatively different. a Gooner Boomer is more specific to the ones who are: significantly older than a standard Silver Fox, can't get any play & behave more like incels.
Those old heads at The Oscars do not care at all about womens talent; They only care about if she's hot. They're all Gooner Boomers!
by Sweezo1 March 4, 2025
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gooners advocate

Similar to a devils advocate, someone who continues to argue for gooning and other forms of gooning.
Not to play gooners advocate but…
by SigmaAlphaDelta March 5, 2025
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Gooner

A Guy called Zane masturbating exclusively to his cat
Zane is such a gooner
by Decccyyy March 5, 2025
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goonerade

A communal gathering where individuals collectively view porn and engage in mutual self-pleasure in a synchronized manner.
Last Sunday me and my girlfriend went to the local goonerade.
by EGO!! March 5, 2025
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GUNNERITIS

Gunneritis (n.)

A chronic and incurable psychological condition affecting football fans, characterized by unwavering support for Arsenal Football Club despite repeated heartbreak, underachievement, and self-inflicted setbacks.

Symptoms:

False hope syndrome – Convincing oneself that "this is our year" every August, only to be mathematically humbled by March.

Top 4 Fever – Viewing fourth place as a trophy and celebrating it accordingly.

Trophy Hallucinations – Repeatedly reminiscing about the Invincibles era as if it happened yesterday, despite it being over two decades ago.

Red Card Rage Disorder – A tendency for one’s team to collect unnecessary red cards at crucial moments, often ruining promising matches.

Europa League Fatigue – The annual cycle of dropping from the Champions League group stage or bottling Europa League knockout rounds.

Managerial Denial Syndrome – Believing every new manager is "the one," before inevitably calling for their sacking within three seasons.

Spurs Obsession – Measuring success against Tottenham, even when finishing trophyless.

Prognosis:

No known cure.

Condition worsens in February/March when the annual title collapse occurs.

Symptoms temporarily subside after occasional FA Cup wins but quickly return.

Treatment:

Lower expectations.

Embrace banter.

Consider switching to a stress-free sport like chess.

Accept that Arsenal will Arsenal, no matter what.
My mate keeps going to the pub to watch Arsenal flop, he's got chronic Gunneritis.
by BurgerBucks March 11, 2025
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Gooner Slave

A pornography addicted without a goal in life that drowns that feeling my masturbating all day to online women who thinks people like them are disgusting.
"For mommy natalieexking I would do anything! I'm her gooner slave!"
by super_nigger March 14, 2025
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Goonerism

A soul-crushing, dignity-vaporizing descent into hentai-fueled oblivion, where every shred of self-respect, ambition, and human potential is violently sacrificed at the altar of endless, wrist-snapping depravity. A gooner, once a functioning person, devolves into a dopamine-addicted troglodyte, eyes sunken, skin pale, body frail—marinating in the warm glow of their screen as they edge closer and closer to complete neurological collapse. Conversations? Forgotten. Dreams? Replaced with AI-generated waifus who wouldn't acknowledge their existence even if coded to. Relationships? Nonexistent—unless you count the parasocial bonds they've formed with fictional characters and cam models who milk them like brain-dead cattle. The peak of their life is a pixelated orgasm, followed by an existential horror so deep it could make Lovecraft weep. Goonerism isn’t just a habit—it’s a one-way ticket to being a functionally extinct human being.
"Once a promising young man with dreams and ambition, Jake succumbed to full-blown goonerism, wasting away in the dim glow of his monitor, his only accomplishments being a collection of cursed bookmarks, a wrist that could arm-wrestle God, and a level of self-loathing so deep it could be measured in fathoms."
by N0rs3GOd March 14, 2025
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