Yard Goat

A pudgy whiteboy that wears salmon colored polos, loves corn, and plays video games rather than hang with his friends... And smokes too much weed.

Kyle, you're such a yard goat!

by Squirrels696969 April 8, 2017

acting the goat

Acting daft, silly. Messing about.

She was always acting the goat!

by Wevvles January 13, 2017

hacker's goat

When someone is cheating on an online video game, but is intentionally doing bad to lower suspicion while giving their team information.

Player 1: Yo Enemy 1 is cheating!
Player 2: No he's not dude? He has no kills.
Player 1: Yeah, he's a hacker's goat, he is giving their team info.

by Space_ December 24, 2018

goat blower

a person who blows goats or someome i do not like

someone who likes goat cock

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

goat pee

When a male has to pee, he faces the oposite way of the uranal, tucks the penis between his legs, and urinates backwards. Very arousing.

"Hey man, i want a way to piss and have an arousing experiance at the same time"
"Man just throw it into trailor hitch mode and push...try it if you have to poop. it's called goat pee. you're not cool unless you pee backwards! it will be great fun!"

by Evan H. August 24, 2006

Goat Bastard

An inhabitant of Narnia who steals your socks

Did that guy just take my sock?
yea that damn goat bastard

by leetleetleeet February 18, 2009

Goat

Gayest of all times

Have you heard of the goat trio it means gayest of all time

by Goat trio my ass May 17, 2020