gaems

A game played by electronically manipulating images produced by a computer program on a television screen or display.

Said game is original, not a remake nor a port, or even a sequel to a series that was never that great in the first place. Oh, and it's also QUALITY.

<\g> 3DS has no gaems.
<Ice> Shut up you're being ignorant.
<Jeremy> But it's true.
<Ice> SHUT UP YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME COMMIT SUICIDE AHHHHH
<\g> go eat a dick you candle sniffing fence fuck priest humping dildo eating shit master
<Jeremy> PSP has no gaems.

by \g December 18, 2011

Gamestard

Or Games Retarded.

A conglomeration of the words Games and suprisingly, Retard. A Gamestard is someone who, for no reason simply fails at all video or computer games.

This phrase is well linked to sportstard, as the original sportstard can't play games for shit either.

Nick Potter - Has completed one game in his entire life, which is "Warioland" on the Gameboy. The original Gamestard

by klaus__ October 16, 2008

gamespoting

The act of holding a vote with a public tally, and once the vote ends doing the following:

* declaring the person with the most votes the winner
* waiting a short period of time
* switching the votes
* declaring the previous looser the winner

Man, i really wanted Al Gore as our 43rd president, too bad the electorals did some gamespoting.

by Hayrola September 24, 2009

gamma spill

Not being able to keep down lunch while on a rollercoaster, causing delays on the ride and irritating the numerous people waiting in line

We will be on a slight delay while we clean up the gamma spill some douche canoe left on the rollercoaster

by Patrick_Potter August 8, 2010

Gammon Guitar

A moist pink instrument, with the texture of pork, but salty tasting and firm to touch.

That Jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar

by cheffykins January 2, 2012

gammon danglers

(gah-mun dan-glers) vagina.

See also:

ham danglers

Fanny

Errr did you see her gammon danglers ?
They were blue waffle rough.

by LadyInRedTube January 16, 2014

Gamminstinct

The gut feeling that gammon (the pork meat) is nearby. An inexplicable knowledge of the whereabouts of a gammon steak.

"Peter had exceptional gamminstinct and always arrived in time for gammon, egg and chips"

by Dunc Slamm June 3, 2014