Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

1. The original science-fiction comedy. Written by the late Douglas Adams, HGttG incorporated poignant observations about the nature of Life, the Universe and Everything with ridiculous slapstick. It began as a radio show, but was later made into a book trilogy in five parts. The one steadfast rule of the series is that logic and causality are for sissies.

2. A fictional device similar to a PDA which contains an encyclopedic database about everything you could possibly want to know about, written by underpaid or unpaid people not really concerned with accuracy (much like UrbanDictionary). It comes in a box that has the words "DON'T PANIC!" in large, friendly letters.

"Thanks to the Hitchhiker's Guide, I've become an expert in all sorts of useless crap. And I can fly."

by Teflon Don December 11, 2003

guitar face

A look of pain and pleasure when playing the guitar. This face can also be decribed when two are having sex

Dude look at John Mayer's guitar face

Girl: *during sex* What the hell is that?

Guy: Guitair face

by DizzyLizzy January 18, 2007

The Guilts

This is one of the worst feelings in the world and it arises for no reason whatsoever. It can be described as a powerful feeling of regret and anxiety all in one. The guilts often occur the night after excessive drinking or if you get insulted by stupid people about doing something that seems stupid at the time.

Conor: "Aw boy, got a complete dose of the guilts from last night";

Emmet: "Why, were you drinking much?";

Conor: "Na not even, had a bad dream about stealing money so I could get home and I'm absolutely riddled with them (the guilts)"

by EKBB December 7, 2010

Guidone

Usually pronounced as "Guidooooneee", emphasis on the "o". Guidone is an Italian name, a nickname for it is Guido, even though the name Guidone is a good enough name and doesnt need a nickname. A person from the Guidone descent is the cool kid at school, hott, everyone wants to be their friend cuz they are where the party's at. The essence of cool.

Yo, Guidone you comin tonight?
mhmmm biznatch
sweet!

by 832457 September 2, 2008

guilou

same meaning with cink, except it apply on white or non chinese people. only people who speak Cantonese understand it.

"si guilou": damn white ghost.

by grandma Fuku November 28, 2006

Guilt-free beer run

Done by underage males, a guilt free beer run is an average beer run except that the person committing said beer run slams down exact change or more than the cost of the beer on his way out. This means he will not have to show his ID yet doesn't feel guilty to the clerk for "stealing." This is a prime example of a situation in which everyone wins as the underage male gets his beer and the store clerk is paid the money owed but cannot be reasonably held responsible for allowing a minor to purchase said alcoholic commodity.

18 year old Doug: Here have a beer, we did a beer run earlier.

18 year old James: You're a dick! The poor attendant is going to have to pay for the missing merchandise!

18 year old Doug: Nah don't worry bro, it was a guilt-free beer run; I slammed down correct change on the counter as I ran out!

18 year old James: Oh ok, pass me a cold one then!

by morganhernan September 26, 2009

Guido Get Out

This is different from the Irish Exit, where upon leaving a bar and/or gathering, much hoopla is raised by the leaving party. Shouting, abrasive hugging, exaggerated high fives, and even cursing are all typical behavior of the Guido Get Out. Derives its names from the stereotypical behavior of loud Italian males from the Northeast.

"yo, yo yo! Fuck you guys! I'm out!"

"It was no secret, he pulled the Guido get out. The whole bar knew he was leaving"

by SnowDaisy January 28, 2010