Patchy garden

It is that special art of jizzing on a old bald mans head and adding pubes as a wig

Gary and I had a patchy garden last night

by Cumshaft December 10, 2016

upper gardening

When a girl has to much hair above her vagina.

Holy fuck that bitch has to much upper gardening.

by darkshot June 29, 2010

herb garden

a field where you would harvest marijuana instead of traditional herbs.

i'm going out to the herb garden to get some bud.

by tikky December 28, 2011

boy garden

The male anus as seen from the perspective of a horny homosexual.

"hey baby, come here, boy, bend over, I'll fill your heart with fear. I'm gonna thrust not only my fist, but my neighbors fist, his dog's fist, his sister's fist straight up your cornhole, right into your BOY GARDEN..." (Summary of lyrics from Dr. Know, "Fist Fuck")

by socialvirus June 11, 2007

Watering the garden

When someone urinates in the garden of another, perhaps while stocking that person or waiting for them. Can also be done as an insult to someone if you dislike them

After waiting 6 hours in Arthurs' garden to catch him in tag, Kevin Fung took a whiz (urination) in the garden.

by Big Todd August 19, 2005

constant gardener

A persistent nose picker. Someone who really goes to town on his nose in public habitually.

He could not stop fiddling with his nose while we were talking. I knew that he was a nose picker but this bordered on "constant gardener" behavior.

by deepdishdave February 14, 2011

secret garden

the term used for any unwanted hair on a female, particularily arm pit hair.

Ashley V. almost puked when she saw the secret gardens in that chicks pits!

by Rylan S. March 30, 2005