Faither

1. A person who has faith
2. A person who studies Faithology
3. A person who believes

1. A person that practices the systematic and scientific beliefs of Faithology
2. Someone who uses science to create faith
3. The person who engages in Faithology

by Victor Darnell Hadnot October 24, 2003

faith

a whore who can't get over her ex-boyfriend and ruins his other relationships by spreading rumors.

That girl is such a faith.

by oakridgehighschoolwareagles June 17, 2010

flithy nig schlong

a chocolate covered pretzel rod

i am in the mood for a good flithy nig schlong.

by brad miller May 18, 2005

tom firth

is the act of tickling the tip of a penis with your uvula while simultaneously licking the gooch and/ or anus

this chick tottaly tom firtherd me last night
or damn i just got my tom firthed

by mrheezie August 17, 2011

Faith no Faith

A substitute for religion created by Steve and Jake (not creators... those are religious figures.)

The premise of Faith no Faith is that you have no beliefs. That means that you dont believe in God, Jesus, Right, Wrong, anything. Nothing is true, but nothing is also not true.

Faith no Faith is the correct way of thinking.

stupid person1: yo, you christian?
smart person1: no, dat shit is stupid
stupid person2: yo, you jewish then?
smart person1: no, dat shit is stupid
stupid person3: then what are you?
smart person1: Faith no Faith

by faithNofaith October 21, 2007

fithe

to pull out ones pubic hair, usually when alone and in a closte or bathroom

Sam grew up to be a self-loathing fuck who would either play MMORPGs or just fithe all day.

by sammy zipdisk January 17, 2005

faith-based initative

Developed by president G.W.Bush as a plan to give money to "faith-based" organizations in order for them to help with social problems

With funding from the faith-based initative, we can feed the homeless in the area

by LSN February 6, 2008