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Floozy

a self-described "social media influencer," or someone who claims that the fact that they have more than a certain, arbitrary number of followers online gives them license to behave like an entitled douchebag in real life.

Someone who thinks demanding special treatment is good, honest work deserving of reward.

Someone who believes that the number of followers they have implies that people actually respect them. A sub-type of minor celebrity for the internet age.

A specialized adaptation of the "inactivist" that distills all the hubris and entitlement and self-deception of internet activism without any of the good intent.
Oh no, Jay just got his 1,001st follower, I don't go out with him in public because he is starting to act like a floozy and keeps demanding shit for free at restaurants. I am pretty sure the only thing he gets for free is various bodily fluids in his food.
by ozob84 January 19, 2020
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floop

an out of place amount of hair upon one's head.
OMG

what?
you have a FLOOP
oh, lemme fix that.
by ashmadam March 13, 2011
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floppy meat

floppy meat is a soft dick... not hard
the pimp had floppy meat around all his hoes... (he loves to mack hoes)
by rhcpgod July 31, 2003
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Floppymudflaps

A homosexual who has engaged in anal intercourse so many times that his butt cheeks flap.
Marycanewebmstr has taken it up the ass so many times he has aquired floppymudflaps
by tiredoftards August 18, 2008
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floppy passion

Josh and TJ loved raping people with a floppy passion.
by TJ and Josh make up a word February 16, 2010
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floppycock

Something believed to be based in dubious science or nonsensical. Especially when it comes to repairing magical time traveling swords.
SOPA is all nonsense... it's floppycock.
by Warofart December 18, 2011
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floppy sex

fucking a girl while your dick is soft
me and megan had floppy sex last night
by just knowing February 12, 2014
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