flange warmer

A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.

I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.

by pipesucker May 8, 2018

Flanders

The type of person that cares about stuff other people don't, just in case anyone is sensitive to it.

AuDacious, stop being a Flanders!

by Tanjiahdo May 1, 2018

Flannerhabberkad

a word resembling death

Give me Flannerhabberkad.

by ja12981298 October 12, 2018

Franger

Frustrated anger. When you are so frustrated with the situation that it makes you rage with anger.

So a while back this guy got out of his vehicle and punched a lady in the face, while his actions were unnecessary I can understand his level of franger.

by #chrisripslips January 12, 2019

Flander Effect

The phenomenon wherein a storyteller slightly exaggerates small details of a story every time it is retold to the point where an interesting story becomes outrageously unbelievable.

Storyteller: So now we're flying around the turn at 120 MPH...
Listener 1: Hold on, last time you said you were going 110 MPH, and the time before that 100 MPH...
Listener 2: Sounds like your story has been corrupted by the Flander Effect.

by Mcswaggin balls March 18, 2019

Flannery

Pretty epic, that Ailing kid is a willy don't listen to what he says about Flannery

Oh you just killed fortnite, damn you must be a Flannery

by IceWollow_Come March 29, 2019

Flangebush

When a member of the fairer sex decides to go all out and expose themselves aggressively, being "up front" about their intentions, and baring their front bottom to their intended lover or lovers.

She answered the door last night, wearing crotchless negligee. I had been flangebushed it seemed once again...

by SKibbLadz April 30, 2019