Uomo Fitness

A guy that became incredibly large after spending six months in New Mexico. He both breeds and trains calves.

Synonym of Uomo Largo.

Look at Riccardo man, he's such a Uomo Fitness!

by Paso_ November 24, 2021

Loose Fit

Something that sort of belongs in a category, but not exactly.

That video of a kid falling down the stairs is kind of loose fit for r/childrenfallingover.

by burgersashimi September 29, 2022

Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram

Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat

by MyMotherWasACarrot January 18, 2018

Butch Fit

When someone is wrong, has no answers and throws their toys out of the pram as a result

Andy said to Adam “if you cut a sandwich in 2 how many sandwiches do you have?” Adam says “One” when it’s actually two...

*Adam leaves group chat*

Andy says “Adams had a butch fit”

by jammyfucker January 06, 2021

Bitch fit

When somebody, usually a man is throwing a fit and acting like a lil spoiled bitch.

Person 1: "Did you see the Chris throwing a tantrum and whining!?"

Person 2: "Yeah, He was throwing a bitch fit"

by Spliffany Tiffany March 21, 2023

fit shaced

When a noob who can't hold his liquor is incredibly shit faced.

shit faced
noob

Brian: "Dude, Steven's shit faced."
Steven: "I am so shit faced, I'm incredibly shit faced and you guys don't even know how fit shaced I really am."
Alex: "Dude, you just said 'fit shaced', I guess I'm fit shaced."
Steven: "No, only a noob can be fit shaced. Thats why I'm so fucking fit shaced."

by High Class S. Ernst March 13, 2006

cold fit

A trendy or hipster outfit

Bro, that's one cold fit

by Cool dude 01 January 01, 2018